lenin-it-to-win-it:

Frodo: Sam hates Gollum, but that is what I shall become once I have lost myself to the ring… he’ll despise me… 

Sam if Frodo did turn into a Gollum: That’s a very nice fish you caught with your bare hands, Mr. Frodo, and its very smart of you to eat it raw, saves us the trouble of starting a fire. I knitted you a sweater in case you get cold running around in that loincloth of yours. Is the sun hurting your eyes? I’ll kill it if it’s bothering you. I’ll kill the sun

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wonderwomemes:

toilinginthepostingfields:

reverse hypochondriac i just ignore everything

???

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ponku-po:

Do You Think God Stays in Heaven Because He too Lives in Fear of What He’s Created

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brightlotusmoon:

recuperationdisliker:

eagle: so what do you think about stigmata

prometheus: you know we’re in a pre-christian myth, right? like that word doesn’t exist yet. your dumb joke is anachronistic.

eagle: stigma talons in your flesh

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rustandruin:

the ghost of one specific homosexual cowboy regularly possesses Tumblr gays

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tyriantybalt:

mapplestrudel:

swords-n-spindles:

chokopoppo:

The worst thing in the entire world is when you’re sweeping a big pile of dirt into a dustpan and it leaves that little coke line of grit behind. No matter how you position your pan or your broom and no matter how many times you sweep over it your outcome cannot change. As immovable as fate. I hate it so

Get a wet paper towel and wipe up the last line of dust with it. No fate is so immovable that we cannot change it.

“No fate is so immovable that we cannot change it” is a raw and inspiring quote I did not expect from a post about a minor chore annoyance xD

@gallusrostromegalus

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carnival-phantasm:

carnival-phantasm:

I haven’t seen that comic of donald duck and mikey mouse engaging in aggressive philosophical bullshit in so long…

this should have been in kingdom hearts

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angelasscribbles:

alphacrone:

alphacrone:

it’s really great when you can hyperfixate on your own story. however it’s not great when you decide to hyperfixate on your fictional city’s infrastructure instead of. you know. writing.

ALT

adding this under “comments that could either be a compliment or a sick burn”

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